One day, it hit me upside the head. I don’t know how it happened.
I realized that I eat everything with a fork.
And, I lied. I know exactly how it happened.
It all began when I grabbed a fork to eat my ice cream at the dining hall on campus. Then, I started using a fork to eat my pizza. Things escalated quickly, and I found myself eating soup with a fork. It all came to a head when I began eating my cold cereal or oatmeal in my own apartment with a fork. Now, I prefer to eat everything with a fork, no matter the food.
Everything just tastes better when you eat it with a fork.
Lemondrops and Kumquats 